无聊的表姐...

我拥有一位很酷的表姐，
关于她的故事，
写也写不完，
说也说不尽的“丰功伟绩”！

现在只想分享昨晚的小趣事，
最近表姐打算买栋房子，
昨晚见到她上网，
就恭喜了她！
她还是用一贯的方式回答，
以下是我们的对白：

KW ： congratule, i heard you are buying a house
Kar Yee : eh, how u know?
KW : everyone in sitiawan is talking about it.
Kar Yee : oh really? u can come to my house and stay ler.
KW : can i? then i pay u rental monthly RM50
KW : can help u to pay the electricity bill ler...
Kar Yee : no need ler, u can come, FOC!
KW : need mer, then i come lo...
Kar Yee : or u pay me RM50 per trip la.
KW : per trip? oh ok lo... (not FOC mer??)
Kar Yee : or per month??
KW : per month good la...
Kar Yee : but with ONE condition,
Kar Yee : u can only bring gf come back!
KW : huh? where got such law 1??
(Aiyo, that means i cannot go lo!!)

竟然这样，
这是败给她了啦！！